I think I might be Satan.

Guys! Guys! I've been thinking, and I think that I might be (or at least be possessed by) Satan. I'm wondering: If I am Satan incarnated in human form, would I know it?
It's just that there's so many signs. Everybody hates me for some reason, no matter how good I am trying to be. People sometimes flee me, even on the internet. Maybe that's because I'm simply born evil. I haven't killed anyone yet, but I'd like to.
How can I find out if I'm Satan or not, and what am I supposed to do if I am? Please help.

I didn't get any presents from Santa this christmas, so I am now convinced that I must be Satan. Could my minions please home in on my evil aura, and come and carry me back to Hell? I do have minions, right?