Goodbye, America.

So I heard that the US can no longer afford the internet, and will start shutting it down tomorrow. That must kind of suck, huh?
One day the worlds manly world police, and the next day the rape victim in the shower. I guess that that's what happens when your political system doesn't work out that well. I guess we'll see a british internet in the future, but they're not much better out either, so... ...am I going to have to learn chinese now or what?
What's the chinese word for porn?

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There is no reason to worry about this. IPv6 and modern router technology saved the day. Now we have more IP addresses than we know what to do with!

Just don't look into the FCC archives. Non-secret federal documents tell us too many upsetting things. I guess that's why you nerds only look at the bad intel that we label as a "secret".