Goodbye, America.

So I heard that the US can no longer afford the internet, and will start shutting it down tomorrow. That must kind of suck, huh?
One day the worlds manly world police, and the next day the rape victim in the shower. I guess that that's what happens when your political system doesn't work out that well. I guess we'll see a british internet in the future, but they're not much better out either, so... ...am I going to have to learn chinese now or what?
What's the chinese word for porn?

My solution was thus:

1. Use moist sanitary towlets to clean, not dry paper
2. Dab, don't wipe
3. I used a product called ProShield that didn't sting at all and gave me almost immediate relief
4. I use a quarter sized piece of fluffed/rolled surgical cotton after every BM, put it right up against the anal opening. It helps soak up stomach acid that your pouch doesn't absorb, which was the major cause of my dry/raw skin.