N­uclear explosions hit US tunnel network

So according to this report, someone farted inside the super secret US tunnels and it caused strange sounds on the surface.

http://nation.com.pk/pakistan-news-newspaper-dai­­ly-english-online/Internation­a­l/25-Aug-2011/Russia-reports­-N­uclear-explosions-hit-vast-­US-­military-tunnel-network

btw, nation.com.pk is a pakistani newspaper.

here's a youtube video of the strange sound interrupting a baseball game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgGFThlEeGE

So this discussion isn't really about the tunnels and that stuff, no. What I really want to know is the veracity of nation.com.pk. Is it a reputable newspaper?

the pleasure of being denied the relief of farting while receiving analingus