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You couldn't possibly have been "born that way:" people can only be conceived through a heterosexual process.
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Anonymous2010-06-12 3:16
OP is a fag
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Anonymous2010-06-14 4:12
Sure is Avenue Q in here.
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Anonymous2010-06-16 1:19
Don't worry, one day we will find a cure.
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Anonymous2010-06-21 4:50
Well before I explain I'm drunk bad, and any gramtical errors may be caused by my inability to type or comprehend what I'm thinking and trying to tell you at the moment.
So my parents anniversary is this weeknd so they left for vegas thursday. So I have been hosting poker games everynight and tonight my sister had a sleepover with her cheerleader friends. So I told her people are coming to play cards, as long as the guys leave by 10:30 and they don't start shit with us older guys its cool. She agreed. Well I started drinking natty at about 11:00 today. By the TN vs AL game I was pretty god damn drunk, so to make a long story short I called my buddies to come play and drink. We played till oh 10:00. Now this one really hot girl that is a friend of my sisters had been flirting with me all night and bla bla. She was always telling me how i was winnning money for her and whatever. Well 10:30 rolls around my friend and I make al the guys leave. Well this one guy starts raising hell and of course I tell him to get the fuck out or I'll beat his ass. He leaves. Wel turns out this guy was the ex b/f of that girl who's name is Alyss was in tears so me being totaly drunk tries to tell her how pretty she is and that guy is to good for her and what not. I then go an attempt to pass out and tell the girls to keep it down. Well, I hadn't even got to the point of drawing a blank in my mind or the verge of passing out and the girl comes in my room through the bathroom door. She sits on my bed and gives me a kiss. I ask what are you doing and she says being nice, and thanks for caring bla bla. I just tell her your young and I'm drunk and I'm not putting up with drama. Next thign I know she pulls the covers off me and then lays beside me. I tell her hold on and I get up and scope the situation. Sister all her friends asleep in the living room. I tell her "Look I'm not going to mess around wth you, go back in th livng room" She replies "I can't, I want to sleep here" So I say well fuck it just keep quiet. Well about 10 mins of lying down I feel her taking her clothes off and stripping down to bra and panties. She starts to spoon with me and starts kneeing my cock. She rolled ontop f me and started making out with me. Of course I'm drunk and I don't give a god damn at this point so I keep making out with her. Next thing I know she is butt naked and her mouth is on my penis. I tell her I can't do this your to young but she kept going. I was then shocked.."I don't want to do this either, I want to just fuck you" I then went from knowing better to, "But I don't have a condom" She then says its okay I'm on BC you can just pull out. Well I did it, I fucked her silly for about 20 minutes till she got off. I couldn't get off for nothing. I told her we can stop and she was like "You didn't cum , I want ou to its not fair, have you ever did agirl in the ass cuz I'll let you try to" So I tried plugging that, but I coudn't fit it in no matter what I even used lube, well jergens that is. Finally I just bent her over and busted a nut on her back. gave her a bandana and made her whipe that shit up. I feel Like i'm going to hell. I'm going to be 20 next month. I could go to g JAIL! But it was tight young puss and I'm drunk and GD it I liked it. Shes asleep right now in my bed.