‘Stop wasting food’, urges Brown

Britons must stop wasting food in an effort to help combat rising living costs, Gordon Brown has said en route to the G8 summit in Japan.

A Cabinet Office study on food policy reveals that the average UK household throws away £8 of leftovers a week.

John Prescott was unavailable for comment as he was in the toilet throwing up a £25 Lobster Thermador, £15’s worth of finest french Foie Gras and a £80 portion of Almas caviar.

Our reporter over heard the Russian President Dmitry Medvedev saying: “Xе хас иссуэс тхе fot bаsтарD”. We are not entirely sure what he meant but believe it has something to do with fat men having issues.




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Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
“Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”

“Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
‘Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?’

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you’re such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.”

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Britain wastes 25% of their food.
one quarter.
Stop.