Reliable news sources

Hey. I'm an american and i want to get news. I know CNN and FOX and all the crap that american's typicaly get is biased garbage. I dont trust BBC that much. What are some realiable new sources that i can look too.

I'm interested in both American news sources and world new sources.

Give a man a fish, and he's fed for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and you just eliminated your customer base idiot. Their ignorance was your job security as a restaurant owner ! Now you have to face a foreclosure! Are you proud of yourself? Are you?
Piece of shit.
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The new fad teen diet: getting cancer. Has our obsession with skinniness gone too far and driven our children off the deep end? Our reliable sources have reported that many overweight teens spend hours in front of special cylindrical chambers that bombard them with radiation. This process is designed to give them cancer that will ideally eat away all of their fat."
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"Snowden allowed to enter Beiber; US still playing hard to get."
Bieber's response: " I don't kiss and tell state secrets"
Justin Beiber's concert series in Russia cancelled due to alleged homosexuality which is illegal in Russia.
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