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Cucumbers

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-19 12:20

Since I didn't know where to make this thread I made it here.

Anyway I just saw some cucumbers at the fruit store and I was wondering if women can really put those things in their vaginas because those things were huge. Or did I just stumble into an unusual batch of cucumbers?

Anyway if they can there's no possible competition by men.
But wait, I also heard that the vagina molds itself to the form of phallic objects inserted into it. Then a regular penises give the same frictional pleasure as cucumbers? Or is there and extra element of "tearing" pleasure because of the large volume of the cucumber?

If there are any girls on the internet (possible?) that can answer me these questions I'd be very much obliged.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-20 0:58

I got a tattoo of a cucumber on my cock, I totally tricked this chick and she masturbated with my dong

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 7:21

I got a tattoo of a cucumber on my cock, but it wasn't done well enough and no girls fell for it... Now I'm stuck with a bunch of green paint on it... I've had better ideas in my days!

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 7:22

fuck

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 12:35

lol, op has a tiny dick

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-21 20:47

>>5
What? No I don't.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-23 1:36

>>3
ho ho ho green giant

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