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NEWS FROM NORTH KOREA

Name: 만수대의 아들 !pFNEu2mWGs 2007-09-25 12:40 ID:G4/s81+S

Kim Jong-il Prevents Dropping of Pin

 Pyongyang, September 25 (KCNA) -- Today General Secretary Kim Jong Il, The Glorious And Benevolent Sun Of Unified Korea And The Eternal Smile Of The Grand And Gleeful People Of The People's Republic Of Korea (DPRK), to the dismay of american swine imperialists, prevented the dropping of a pin. This Glorious Deed underlines the Prominence of the Intelligent Leader Of The Honest And Hard-working People Of The DPRK.

 After preventing the accidental dropping of a pin, the Grand People expressed Their Gratitude by raising the production quota of the day by an amazing 400%. Korean people are the most hard-working people in the world. To ensure the Prosperity of the Great Fatherland, The People work much harder than the exhausted americans who have to toil bitterly every day to meet the demands of their failing capitalist system and oppressive government.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-27 2:57 ID:GR2GvPbJ

>>1
That headline might as well be:

George Bush Prevents Acts of Terrorism

... since we're talking about propaganda, here.

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