IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW

GIVE ME ONE FUCKING RESON NOT TOO

if you are a virgin, then you just go to the hell for innocent children, slave for oniba piling stones during the day, only to have them kick them down later.

then Jizo comes to free you from slavery, and turns all the oniba into stones.

hey, this is far better than the dark place of sleep forever, which is more boring than Frisky Frolics reruns.

So how do you plan to kill yourself?

maybe you should fuck yourself?

Sure, man. death by exploding penis in a penis pumper.

If you want quick and painless, knife to the throat. If you want painful and long, stack yourself in the chest.

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hi im billy and susians father and im pissed that u caused them to kill themselfs

THREAD GO BOOMP!