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Why all the hate for RedCream?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 3:53 ID:nAYiav4u

I mean, what did he do that made 99% of people make fun of him =/

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 4:45 ID:fKIWjwZO

>>1 he showed his willy to the grand public twice, and it was fucked up both times: >>/newnew/1188360078/2,20

Name: RedCream 2007-09-04 5:54 ID:LeXeH9Y0

>>1
A Renaissance Man is not welcome in the West.  Having varied interests resulting in an interlocking web of knowledge leads most Westerners to feelings of doubt and inadequacy.  The average Westerner's feeling of doubt leads to fear, and fear leads to hate.  Anyone who prompts that line of so-called thought becomes a target for that hate.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 6:08 ID:phXnMPix

Yeah this is world news! It's just that RedCream likes to think he knows it all and likes to use words that a normal person wouldn't use, wich makes him come over like a jerk. Other then that he's funny and ok.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-04 13:34 ID:DXdebvhU

>>4
"Knows it all"?  "Words a normal person wouldn't use"?  Thank you for proving my point.  If I use a word you don't know, you can certainly drag your brain out of the TV-drenched mire it is normally in and tell what the words mean by the way I use it.  That's how I learned all those funny words I know.

And again, we're supposed to know stuff, and the more, the better.  Why would we want to know less?  Why would we want to be wrong?  Surely you know I'm asking rhetorical questions by now?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 13:42 ID:phXnMPix

>>5
I never said you use words that i don't understand. I said that by using those 'nerdy' words you come over as a total ass who likes to know it better then the rest. Read better.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 13:50 ID:phXnMPix

You even highlight your fancy words, wich makes you a linguistic whore.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-04 16:10 ID:PEzuyOu0

>>6
I read just fine.  The "come over" is YOUR problem and you should look into it.  Any conformance to your standard would lead to dumbing down.

Call my words "nerdy" or "fancy" all you want, but you're just showing your anti-intellectual bias and you need to become a better read person so that such words don't seem strange to you.

I also highlight for emphasis, which conducts tone.  The textual world doesn't carry tone, so I've adapted.  Does that make me a "linguistic whore"?  (That's another rhetorical question, since it's absurd that merely talking on a blog or board can be construed as such.)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 16:13 ID:MuRL9jVo

>>1
ITS A  FAGGOT!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 16:14 ID:MuRL9jVo

Name: RedCream 2007-09-04 16:15 ID:PEzuyOu0

In other words:

Anon says:  "WAAAH!  WAAAHHHH!  RedCream used big words and they made me feel as uneducated and TV-spoon-fed as I really am!  WAAAAAHHHH!"

MAXIMUM PWNAGE!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 16:35 ID:MuRL9jVo

>>1
-science math-
Max. rise in sea levels
book billions y billions

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 16:59 ID:MuRL9jVo

>>11
-science math-
Max. rise in sea levels
book billions y billions

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:25 ID:t25+LSiN

>>11
Remember how it was back in school, with the nerds using the big words and feeling superior to the bullies who used slang or improper grammar? Well, that didn't change the fact that they were still bullied.

PWND

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 18:46 ID:exO2j0Sz

From what I have read, RedCream is what is known as a Charlatan. He would like people to think he is an all around well learned guy (Renaissance Man, as he puts it). But I have not seen him exhibit any real depth to his knowledge, for instance, he often fails in techinical arguements. It seems to me like his knowledge on a subject is limited to the Wikipedia article concerning it.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-04 20:10 ID:EoChbknU

Ironically, when I picked up a book for check a claim as >>12/13 says, I received even more spite and malice.  >>15 is sitting right beside the proof against his claims.  But that's not what he's here for.  He's here to laugh at people like people did at him when he finally completed the 4th grade at age 13.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 5:20 ID:rbLywp+2

>>16
RedCream you just fail, gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 12:55 ID:X1uGEUsy

Its because he's a fat internet moron, like one of those 45 year old trailer dwelling dipshits who go on political sites and argue with everyone because they have nothing better to do.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 15:14 ID:okI1HBc4

I dont hate RedCream I want to butt fuck him. I luvvvvvvvvvv him

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 17:14 ID:jlM7hLhn

Well done RedCream, the only guy that said you were funny and ok, apart from your use of words was >>4 and you go apeshit on him.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 19:19 ID:3JXuGQf3

THIS IS A REDCREAM. IT'S MADE OF PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL AND TROLL.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 21:22 ID:V4cxlA49

people dont like namefags in general because they cause fail threads like this to start up, redcream is no more of a fag than any of the other retards posting here but

Name: RedCream 2007-09-05 21:38 ID:Rgph0MHE

>>22
Well?  Finish that thought, cupcake!

Name: redCreamFAN 2007-09-06 2:29 ID:hRSLxIr4

>>23
im defending you because you are my hero and i love you thats why dont bash me please

Name: RedCream 2007-09-06 2:45 ID:pTN8WFTE

>>24
Oh?  There there, little boy.  Come sit on RedCream's lap and tell RedCream all about it.  Don't mind that lump, there; it's just a pistol I have for concealed carry.  It's perfectly OK to squirm on it, too.  {oooooohh}

Name: redCreamFan 2007-09-06 3:06 ID:hRSLxIr4

>>25
Oh my god Mr readCream whats that!
can i touch it?

Name: RedCream 2007-09-06 5:03 ID:suptfyRZ

>>26
Sure, go ahead.  The safety's on.  {oooooohh}  {BLAMM!}  Shit!  I guess the safety WASN'T on!!

Name: RedCream 2007-09-06 6:39 ID:EdZgSn7x

Being unable to do anything due to nervousness and shyness, I break down in tears and run as fast as my flabby little legs allow me back towards the basement.

On the stairs, I trip over my chubby, smelly feet and crash down.

The impact of my immense weight and my wailing cries make the whole house shake.

The neighbours, freaked out by my pathetic wailing, start to come out of their houses, and one of them calls the emergency services.

The medics find me lying on the basement floor in the foetal position, covered in my own blood, tears, sweat, urine and feces.

I make yelping and grunting noises while my immense weight prevents my crushed, bruised body from getting up.

The medics, seeing my pathetic self, panicking and sobbing, struggling to roll over like a turtle lying on its back, are trying and failing to contain their laughter.

I start to scream and pound my meaty fists on the floor.

After 15 seconds, it tires me out, and I am so out of breath that I start to wheeze.

The medics, now doubling over in laughter, don't notice that my gasps for air are actualy sounds of myself starting to choke on my own saliva and sweat.

The horrid smell, the shame, the pain, the panic ... I feel a torrent of vomit rising up to my throat.

Unable to turn over to let it gush out of my fat mouth, I start to suffocate.

As horrible pain tears my lungs apart, and the slow death of my brain rips my consciousness to shreds, the last I experience of this world is the unbearable, burning shame, the smell of my own excrement, the taste of rancid puke, and their horrible, horrible laughter.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 6:45 ID:hRSLxIr4

>>28
redcream since you are here
i need to ask you a serious question and need your advice
you see i just finishing watching death note and im angry i mean really angry and pissed by the ending so i broke my tv and kill my dog already should i kill my whole family or not?
i want to prove that evil can win
just waiting for your answer its almost 4am and need the night to run away advie please!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 12:15 ID:VCvhs4Gg

RedCream can I fist you please?

Name: RedCream 2007-09-06 18:17 ID:UCEZV12V

>>29
Since when has the real RedCream (i.e. me) ever been that fucking emo?  Clue, catch it, you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 18:18 ID:VCvhs4Gg

RedCream can I fist you please? Stop ignoring me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:15 ID:hRSLxIr4

>>31
RedCream can I fist you please? Stop ignoring me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 23:16 ID:hRSLxIr4

>>31
heeeeyyyy redcream

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Name: RedCream 2007-09-07 0:40 ID:8mTnlVgh

Stop it before I pop wood.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 12:03 ID:2GCt/7TM

RedCream I got a fist with your name on it. I know you want it up your ass.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 12:16 ID:vH4Fz1vo

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Name: RedCream 2007-09-08 17:22 ID:PJq+eggo

GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) GOVERNMENTS ARE VERY NOSY AND WILL TRY TO GET ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS IF YOU LET THEM.  (2) THE RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 9:49 ID:yGCQZS2h

I've been here only for a few minutes, but I already know that redcream has a massive PENIS. Watch out. Don't anger him. He might decide to take out his massive manmeat club out of his pants and splat you with it.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-10 2:26 ID:LtaYtHy2

>>39
Damn straight.  The size of my member is so large that one should only be able to conclude such.  I mean, when I get an erection, the air pressure changes.

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