Your votes don't mean squat so shut up

Oh Vey!!!! You cattle crack me up. I go check out all these alternative news sites and they say Ron Paul has won all these debates. Don't you nitwits get it already? Ron Paul did win these debates but my press will keep him obscure from you simple programmed cattle. The reason I will not cover him in the press is because he would stop the foreign aid that rolls into my country Israel. The people that watch these debates like his message but most of you slaves are watching american idol like the good well instructed sheeple you are. Here are your choices that I took the liberty to choose for you
Jewliani or Clinton. Either way I get my candidate and either way you have the impression your votes means a damn thing. I choose your Presidents that support AIPAC. If you do not absolutely adore AIPAC you will be labeled anti-semetic.
You get to choose from the candidates I have hand picked and you know what I suggest for you simple idiots in the USA. Just shut your pie holes and like my choices.

man you just gotta start loving each other