Star Trek

4 out of 5 child molestors are also Star Trek fans. Child porn investigators have noticed this trend among pedophiles in that they are avid Star Trek junkies with posters and memorabilia in their homes. Kind of sick yet funny

Picard was cooler because he was fucking bald.

Kirk was a total asshole.  If I was that doctor, I'd have castrated that motherfucker with the fucking lasers and shit.

damn