Name: DAN FESTLER 2006-08-07 19:29
THOSE DARN MONKEYS GIVE ME HOURS OF FREE ENTERTAINMENT. THEY HANG OUT ON THE CORNER TRYIN TO GET SOME CRACK MONEY. I LIKE TO CALL THE COPS ON THEM AND WATCH THE FREE BEATINGS. THEY ALSO MAKE GOOD MOVING TARGETS. I LIKE TO WORK ON MY MARKSMANSHIP. I ONLY HIT THEM IN THE LEG OR ARM TO WATCH THEM SUFFER AND THE COPS CALL IT GANG RELATED. YARD-APES MAKER IT POSSIBLE TO WATCH EVOLUTION IN PROGRESS. THEY REALLY ARE ONE EVOLUTIONARY STEP ABOVE A PRIMATE. IT'S LIKE STUDYING DARWIN IN YOUR FRONTYARD. I ALSO THINK THEY WOULD LOOK GOOD SWINGING FROM THE OAK TREE IN MY FRONT YARD. NIGGERS ALSO DON'T LIKE POLICE SPOTLIGHTS, THEY TEND TO SCATTER LIKE COCKROACHES ONCE THE LIGHTS ON THEM. THEY SURE ARE UGLY BUT FUN TO WATCH