I did not SELL my soul to the devil. I have a quite extnesive lease with him that defines defalut on his part for any unjust, imoral or curud use of the soul but standards to be determined by a panel of peer souls should an argument of such action ever take place and default in the case of my untimely demise, untimely being for any reason other than previously noted in section 1 paragraph 14 of the document saying i can't die until i rule the world or have a threesome with identical twin asian twins whichever comes first. and I absolutely can't die under the condition that God smiles upon me in any way or the world ends before it's alloted time is up, that being when i either rule the world or have a threesome with identical twin asian girls whichever comes first. anyquestions should be forwarded to my lawyer Mr. Danial Webster in writeing before the event of my death or else all things noted are permanent and all things abstract are to be determined by me in the event of any situation occuring unforseen that may terminate said contract with Mr. Beelzebub, and all agreement is null and void if Mr Beelzebub ever acts in a covert manner to circomvent this document.