Ｉ　am　japanese

Are　you　like　japan?　
I　like　Amerikan
niseto　meto

SO THIS JAPANESE GUY GOES INTO A BANK AND GIVES THE TELLER SUM YEN AND IN RETURN SHE GIVES HIM 50 DOLLARS.

NEXT WEEK THE JAPANESE GUY GOES BACK TO THE BANK AND EXCHANGED THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEYS FOR 48 DOLLARS.

WHEN HE ASKS WHY HE ISN'T GETTING 50 DOLLARS THE TELLER SAYS "FLUCTUATION"

SO THE JAP GETS ALL STEAMED AND RUNS TO THE DOOR, BUT BEFORE HE LEAVES HE TURNS TO THE TELLER AND SAYS, "WELL, FLUCK YOU AMERICAN"

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