Inspired by System of a Down

I AM A CRAZY ARAB!
I AM A CRAZY ARAB!
I AM A CRAZY ARAB!
I AM A CRAZY ARAB!

I'll sneak into your living room while you're watching TV,
to marry all your little children (and) bring them home with me,
and while you learn another lowfat muffin recipee
I'll teach them all about my heinous life philosophies:

I AM A CRAZY ARAB!
I AM A CRAZY ARAB!
I AM A CRAZY ARAB!
I AM A CRAZY ARAB!

I'll break up all the floorboards and start cultivating crops.
My television has been stoned - it now serves as a pot.
I stalk the streets in nightgowns - won't somebody call the cops?!
Yes, that really is a bomb up in my turban top.

I AM A CRAZY ARAB!
I AM A CRAZY ARAB!
I AM A CRAZY ARAB!
I AM A CRAZY ARAB!

KNEEL BEFORE ALLAH!
KNEEL BEFORE ALLAH!


I didn't quite enjoy life in my godforsaken land -
there's only room for goat herders admist all of that sand -
so I packed all my sandals once my Jihad had been planned.
My culture is my poison, deadly weapons in my hand.

I AM A CRAZY ARAB!
I AM A CRAZY ARAB!

KNEEL BEFORE ALLAH!
KNEEL BEFORE ALLAH!

Terrible!