What isn't emo?

Please tell me some bands that ARE NOT emo. Everything seems to belong under this emo faggotry genre.

>>all together now.

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

Oh also its not as used in america but, the term chav needs to become way more popular.

If you like anything metal your automatically emo where I live.

For those of you who don't know. A chav is a whiney little bastard who listens to rap and then tries to act all tough.

So ultimately I say we turn the tables on rap. If you are automatically emo for listening to metal. your automatically a chav for listening to rap I say.