short songs please

I need ideas for songs that aren't too long, maybe 30 seconds or so in length. I have to audition, so I have to know it by tomorrow, so it would be awesome if the song can be seen on youtube or limewire or whatever.

Disney songs work, 'cause everyone has heard them.

West philly' born and raised...

What about "Wipeout"?

It has a single word in the lyrics and a little bit of screaming. It's not that hard to sing.

Or what about "My girl"? That song sounds like it was ad-libbed like hell. No human being in their sober mind would ever write a song this poorly planned for money.

check out this song youtube.com/watch?v=p4QXU9WpXK4

while you're at it, go fduck yourself in the asshole with a lit cigarette, then listen to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4QXU9WpXK4

it feels good, like a icy hot buring sensation on yer virgin asshole. its bomb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZaQiOOPFnc

Loads of short songs on that album,It's So Obvious for example.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dol-Lg_0bcg&feature=g-all-lik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj2mdayJqnY