The Justin Timberlake we hear and see today is, in fact, not the original Justin Timberlake. It is a genetically engineered look-a-like with superior abilities, created for the purpose that his upcoming songs would call for better singing ability, and the original had unfortunately reached his limits and was disposed of.
I will now go into hiding, for I could very well be tracked down and killed for revealing this secret.
Farewell.
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yourmother2007-05-22 4:32 ID:kHbKpYBl
Lol, he sucks donkey dick
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Anonymous2007-05-22 17:18 ID:RkSYQZpU
Lolol Mikhail cerebral haemorrhage.
"I'm fortunate the pylons weren't set to a gayer level."
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Anonymous2007-05-23 4:38 ID:dPylkopK
Alright guys, Justin Timberlake is a nigger. If you listen to him you are a nigger. If you try to defend him you are a nigger.
Niggers are always wrong by definition, thusly you all fail massively.
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Anonymous2007-05-30 10:20 ID:Kmns7xOl
I don't see how someone can stand his voice, personally.