.ape files FUCKING SUCK

WHY is it so FUCKING HARD for you idiots to encode an MP3?

I'm sick and fucking TIRED of these stupid fucking "better formats" and "uncompressed" shit. The human ear can only tell so much on a difference.

When I find a rare album that I can not find to buy and spend a week trying to download it, I expect to listen to it right away.

BUT NO!

First I had to deal with those FUCKING FLAC FILES which I had to convert to .aiff, RE-FUCKING NAME AND TAG and THEN CONVERT TO MP3.

Now there's these cunt-swabbing .ape files! ALL I WANT IS TO LISTEN TO MY MUSIC!

Now then. If any of you know a way that I can extract this fucking .ape file on a mac with SEPARATE TRACKS and with KANJI/HIRAGANA TAGS I'd much appreciate it.

OR! if you know of a way to get it to work on a PC where the names don't get DESTROYED when i put them on my mac.

You fucking PC users and your stupid useless formats really piss me off.

And no, xACT hasn't worked so far unless you can tell me how to make it work right.

Fuck this.

OK NOW I'M PISSED.

WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK, PEOPLE???

ALL I WANT ARE THE 7 SONGS IN THE GOD DAMN APE FILE TO BE SEPARATE FILES! IS THAT TOO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK? I DON'T CARE HOW, AND DON'T CARE WHO, BUT THIS IS SO RIDICULOUSLY FRUSTRATING THAT I WANT TO SHOOT PEOPLE!

I TRY IT ON A MAC, PROGRAM CRASHES, I TRY IT ON A PC, PROGRAM CRASHES. THE ONLY THING I CAN GET IS ONE BIG AIFF OR WAVE FILE THAT I CAN EVEN EDIT ANY FUCKING WHERE!

ALL I WANT IS THE MUSIC. THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT. WHY MUST THE CREATOR OF APE DESTROY ME?

Please. If any of you know a better way to split an .ape file with a .cue file that doesn't crash, please tell me. I will forward you fucking money via paypal.