No Homo

I am not gay but I totally want to get fucked in the ass. I want to suck a dick.

But a relationship with a guy is too gay. Fuck faggots and their stupid lisps.

I wish girls had dicks, but I mean girls, not guys with boob jobs.

Are these normal feelings?

Yes of course, you are in denial. It happens often, you are confused, otherwise you would not be asking.