Thanksgiving

Let's all be happy for one day ^-^

Which is why America is the most obese country in the world, get eating fatty.

>>2 Hey, even 4chan's sworn enemies like me gotta spend time with their folks. >:(

alot of countries eat fat

>>4 yet they ain't fat!

>>3
That's a polite way of putting it, ja. Mum was raped and shot and uh... Dad was decapitated and hung from a hook in the barn.

Thanksgiving is really just Black Friday's Eve anymore. Some sales even begin on Thanksgiving day so that people can use their day off to shop and not have to get up early. Fucking Christmas music starts playing everywhere on Thanksgiving. It's just a starting gun for the Christmas shopping race. I miss the days when Thanksgiving was simply a celebration of gluttony. Why does Christmas always have to ruin everything?

>>6 Hey you know who you remind me of?  That Fred Finglehorn dumbfuck on YouTube.  Seriously it's as though I can't read your stupid posts without hearing them coming from his stupid annoying voice and smirks.

>>8 *Figglehorn, EXCUUUUUUUSE MEEE!!! >8(

I'm thankful that I'm a middle class U.S. American white cis heterosexual neurotypical male.

What are you thankful for, /lounge/?

http://www.thewebcomiclist.com/o/8538

>>8>>9
Sorry, SFBE. Your whole life is just a dream.

>>12 TROLL CAPTAIN!!!  I'M GONNA BUILD BARRICADES TO KEEP YOU TROLLFAGS OUT, THEN HAVE MY LEGIONS THROW SUPERCHARGED MOLOTOV COCKTAILS AT YOU UNTIL YOU'RE ALL DEAD!!!!!

LOL ／lounge／

>>13
That's Admiral James Tiberius Troll to you bitch!

>>14
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