Gov't shutdown due to 4chan

I mean, yuh we all hate old lazy guys running our Congress and Senate and whatnot.  But now that our government is about to be shut down that means my neighbors can break my windows and destroy my house as much as they want with no felony charges to restrict them.  Which means I'LL have to pay for all the damages!!

Fuck the world.  I'm gonna get on my Harley Davidson and blow 4ct's brains out with a shotgun, then tell the dumbass news media it was for a good cause.

Well we can only hope that Europe foreclosures on the United States so we can send the Millions and Millions of SFBE's back to Mexico.