because there fags

That is the answer to anything related to development of MS Windows and Office anymore.

Why did Microsoft [etc.]?
Because there fags.

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Yes, Microsoft.  Why did Microsoft replace its familiar menu system with a mishmash of puffy icons on tabbed menus called a ribbon?  Because there fags.  Why did Microsoft never fix a decade-old word-wrap bug in Notepad?  Because there fags.  Why did Microsoft remove the ability to change the startup sound in the Control Panel?  Because there fags.  and so on