Which TC is best TC? (POLL)

A) TinyChan
B) TableCat
C) TinyChat
D) TinyChinamen
E) All of the Above.
Z) Reverse the polarity.

For extra credit please explain which you chose and why.

Loneliness of toilet paper

Nice to meet you.
Good bye.
The paper can meet you just for a moment.
It is a meeting for a moment of less than several centimeters.
As if you are reluctant to part,
folding many times, many many times,
Good bye,
Good bye,
Thank you.