Do you favour a certain brand? Do you ever push it in too far? I was thinking of getting those novelty soaps shaped like a penis that they sell for bridal showers because I think I can get things clean nice and deep up there. The part shaped like balls would stop the whole thing from getting in.
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Anonymous2013-07-01 18:55
DEADHS FAATSA FAMS gas ICE. It's Danish for ‘fat dead families on ice.' Denmark's rough
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!L33tUKZj5I2013-07-01 23:34
You make me fucking laugh. I've only had 2 baths and 1 shower this year, and 2 of those were because I was visiting the girlfriend's family.
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s gf2013-07-02 0:46
I can never get L33tUK's the stench out of my butthole. Now I know why!
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Anonymous2013-07-02 3:58
regular soap
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Anonymous2013-07-02 4:07
The part shaped like balls would stop the whole thing from getting in.
what if it breaks~
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!L33tUKZj5I2013-07-02 5:39
>>6
Well, I figure that unlike normal bars of soap, the penis shaft shape could be pooed out with not too much difficulty. It should be slippery, being soap and all.
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Anonymous2013-07-02 7:15
"Wattie, you must not kiss ladies in that way, you are too big." I sat Miss Granger on my lap in fun (my mother then in the room), and romped with her. Mother left us in the room, and then seating Miss Granger on my lap again, I pulled her closely to me. "Kiss me, she's gone," I said. "Oh! what a boy," and she kissed me, saying, "let me go now—your mamma is coming." It came into my mind that I had had my hand up her clothes, and had felt hair between her legs. My prick stiffening in thinking of a women. I clutched her hard, put one hand on to her and did something I know not what. She said: "You are rude, Wattie." Then I pinched her and said: "Oh! what a big bosom you have." "Hish! hish!" said she. She was a tallish woman with brown hair; I have heard my mother say she was about thirty years of age.
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Anonymous2013-07-02 18:42
haha leetuk went into his "nigger mode" to kick this thread down by bumping up crap threads with "nigger" again