smi;y face virality.

Get a bunch of children to pick there nose.
Get a kid to encourage other kids to stick marbles in there noses.
show kids they should suck there thumbs.
Get gets to use slang terms for male genitalia, like they got ticks, where my nutts, i dont have ticks.
Teach them to use nouns out of order.
teach them only to use and interpret nouns improperly or as something else.
Teach them to touch other inappropriately.
teach them duck duck goose improperly.
give them lavender soaps, with high concentration of the oils.

threw example we all can make a difference. threw boces example.

ideas for virility.

Boces, they have a system, a system to exploit as a sort of Network HUB. each student is a proxy to people from entirely different towns, they all take the school bus, with can be used as a drug postal system. then many of them are real delusional, so you could teach them to be spys, and use them for stuff.