smi;y face virality.

Get a bunch of children to pick there nose.
Get a kid to encourage other kids to stick marbles in there noses.
show kids they should suck there thumbs.
Get gets to use slang terms for male genitalia, like they got ticks, where my nutts, i dont have ticks.
Teach them to use nouns out of order.
teach them only to use and interpret nouns improperly or as something else.
Teach them to touch other inappropriately.
teach them duck duck goose improperly.
give them lavender soaps, with high concentration of the oils.

threw example we all can make a difference. threw boces example.

ideas for virility.

Then teach some leader ship skills, to make whoever the role model, to maximize the effects. then you changed all the other parents kids.