Need a sitting career

Can anyone suggest me a college course for a career? I need one that is mainly sitting because my leg and back are bad. I dont want to do brainy or costly courses like programming I have a grade 9 education (dropped out halfway thru 10 to run with the gangs).

I'm in western Canada now but I want to move to the UK. So a job that is popular in the UK would be cool. I was going to do plumbing but I hurt my back and leg recently and for plumbing you need your legs and back, digging, carrying pipes etc...

Thanks /lounge/

You could be a mall Santa. You'll need at least one good leg though, since little kids (lolis?!?) will be sitting on your lap all day. Also this job is seasonal, so you'd need to find something else to supplement it.

You could become a professional chair tester

or create a chair quality standards and safety organization, get all the chair companies to pay BIG BUX for your seal of approval.

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Medical records.

Job in UK? lol

Britfag here, dont come here you fool. No fucking jobs anywhere and the ones that crop up get taken by the Polish.

Oh and I hope you like Muslims, because they pretty much run the joint here.

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computers

Wheelchair basketball coach.

Yahoo members have ideas:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071024191535AAySKGD