!!!The Shocking Truth About Vegetarins!!!

Most vegetarians practice vegetarianism because the diet keeps their butthole clean for anal penetration! They don't care about the cute animals at all!
Think of a vegetarian. Got one yet? Ok, well that person you're thinking of most likely takes it in the pooper nightly!

Is there any natural organisms, or living creatures, that can safely be used to clean the anus? because if they consume all of it, once you poop theres way less in there. We do rely on bacteria, and things that crawl on our skin anyways...