I own a poop sickle

Its basically all natural poop iced from the winter around a Popsicle stick. It has no smell, and im seriously thinking of packaging it and giving it to someone i love.

You mean like me?  Well you can go shove that poopsicle up your ass, dipshit.

I was going to add whip cream made of snow and semen on it.

I'm an annoying piece of shit!