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Name: RedCream 2013-02-07 3:57

First year of university, before I came out of my shell, I was a shy, overweight virgin who didn't have a lot of experience with women. I started meeting people and became good friends with this super-cute Indian chick. One night she texts me up and wants me to go out across the border to Hull to party, since the drinking age in Quebec is 18, oh, and she's brining her semi-goth, but still pretty cute, roommate as well. I figure what the hell, and I was actively trying to improve my social life, so I rush, shower, and meet her there.

At the club, things immediately get crazy, we're grinding, dirty dancing... the works. And not just with her, but with the roommate as well. By the end of the night, we werre doing a three-way dance and she was just flat-out making out with the roommate. After a couple of minutes of this she declares she's tired and wants to go back to the dorms. So I grab a cab, with me in the front seat and them in the back, practically having sex, kissing and groping and MUCH more. So we arrive at the dorms and they both ask me to come upstairs for a "drink". I didn't live in the dorms and in my liquor addled brain, all I could think about was that I would get in trouble trying to sneak in the dorms at 2AM. I declined though they were literally BEGGING me to come up with them.

Eventually, they left to go up and when I got to my place, the cab driver, this grizzled old Pakistani guy, just looked at me and shook his damn head. And that's when it hit me like a ton of bricks. I immediately hopped on messenger (which was huge back in the day) and they went on cam and started doing some stuff.. but after a couple minutes they decided they were tired and went to bed. I stayed up until like 5 am alternately masturbating and crying (i wish i was kidding). We stayed good friends for a while but I never got another shot. The saddest part is i talked to an ex of hers a couple years later and he said it was basically all threesomes, all the time with them... and it could have been me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-07 15:11

I'm glad that you didn't catch their STDs and managed to keep the cash from your job. Women will disease you and still your precious currency to fund their rotten crotch-fruit.

Just like in illusional magic stage-play:

Humor is a passive-aggressive expression of hate.

"One can laugh about everything, but not with everybody".

There is a limit to how far you can go and how real it is.

Not only is the context important, but where it's presented.

If the hate is too obvious and the comedian is serious, the audience boos.

The older the incident is than the audience is and the less related the victims are to the audience, the less likely that it will be real enough for them to believe that the past really sucked that bad.

The point of comedy is to build tension and then shock the audience into laughter by saying something outrageous is one well defined way to do it. You can dance by the unacceptable but not embrace it.

The stage is supposed to be a safe and entertaining place. If the audience has to worry about getting shot or raped by: actors, authoritative figures and/or other audience members:: then the show loses it's value and fewer people fund it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 7:18

are you making this up

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 8:30

Dude, what the fuck?
I hope you're making this up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 23:38

RedCream able to post again? or CLOAN! more liek

Name: RedCream 2013-02-09 23:20

Not sure about >>1, but I am a fully fledged VIP QUALITY CLOAN!

Name: redcrans 2013-02-10 2:57

I fucking fuckined htose black bitheces

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