/lounge/ status update.

Current rate of TOLD for the poster milkribs:

* Ten quintillion gigabutts of ass pain detected.

* At least twenty persona's, all the same. All extremely butthurt.

* Currently needs an IV drip to replenish the constant tears he cries, all day, every day.

* Depressed that nobody has bought his insurance.

* Still an anus.

Reports continue to flood in, like cocks into milkribs anus.

* The brown watery tears he continually cries have streaked his face like a badly run fake tan job. Doctors have advised him to wipe his anus more to stop this happening.

* Has posted threads proclaiming me to be one of his personas. I know he deeply wishes this was true.

* His insurance has still not sold a single policy. The state of the economy has been blamed by some, but others simply stated that they did not wish to buy anything from a big anus that could talk and feel.

* Medical attention was not sought after the last warning by the doctor, and resulted in an anal fissure that cracked right up both sides of his body. This in effect makes not only his face, but also his entire body one huge anus.