/lounge/ status update.

Current rate of TOLD for the poster milkribs:

* Ten quintillion gigabutts of ass pain detected.

* At least twenty persona's, all the same. All extremely butthurt.

* Currently needs an IV drip to replenish the constant tears he cries, all day, every day.

* Depressed that nobody has bought his insurance.

* Still an anus.

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* Current tactics of Milkribs now include pretending to be me and posting threads defaming my name. This is a sign of extreme butthurt, as we can see by the number of posts of this ilk. This may in fact require medical attention if it remains untreated.
 
* Anus status - still confirmed.