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Name: Anonymous 2012-12-31 17:33

The Olsen Twins Get Gang Raped by Genetically Altered Wolves

Chapter 1

Sheila Johnson approached the cage of Tor. He was the Alpha-male of the pack of genetically altered wolves (if you could call 4 a pack) and she always fed him first as was his due. Also, she liked him best, because he was by far the smartest of the 4 super-smart wolves, and didn't skulk like the other 3, so she trusted him. She had named him after Tor Johnson from "Plan 9 from Outer Space", because he had been an exceptionally large pup, and had been born hairless and with rounder facial features than the other 3 genetically altered wolves.

This was the second test set of animals for "The Human Genome Research Institute". Because of the controversial nature of what they were doing, they were forced to experiment on animals that few people had sympathy for due to their long history of harm to humans.

First, they had produced a generation of super-smart rats as proof of concept to insure more funding. They had injected rat eggs with human intelligence genes, artificially inseminated the eggs, implanted them in female rats and culled the most intelligent rat babies to perform tests and experiments on. The rats, which had long since been destroyed, had exhibited the intelligence of 5-year-old humans and had ensured more funding for the wolf phase of the experiment. If this phase continued to go as well as it had they would soon be moving to the primate phase, and they might very well be on their way to a treatment for Alzheimer's disease, strokes and other forms of brain-
damage. Who knew what wonders their research would unleash!

Sheila and her fellow scientists had learned in the rat phase that the male rats displayed much more intelligence than the females, but only if there were no females around. So they had culled the wolves down to just these 4 almost full-grown males that their tests indicated had the intelligence of 12-year-old humans.

Tor was the Alpha-male, not just because he was larger, but also because he was smarter. He had come up with "The Plan". And "The Plan" would reach its culmination in just a few seconds.

He had ordered the other wolves in the pack to be as friendly and obedient to the humans as possible for the last several months, thus gaining trust. Meanwhile, he was learning all he could about the human's habits and thoughts.

All of the wolves could understand spoken English, and Tor knew that the only humans in the Institute this night were Sheila and the fat lazy unarmed guard near the front door. This was the night to put "The Plan" into operation.

When Sheila Johnson opened the door of Tor's cage to feed him raw horsemeat from her hand, he sprang at her chest, knocking her down and knocking the wind out of her. Before she could recover and make a sound, Tor had his powerful jaws clamped around her neck. When she started to scream he clamped his jaws down more tightly, closing off her windpipe and preventing air and thus sound from escaping. She soon got the message.

Tor released her neck, grabbed the keys she had used to unlock his cage in his mouth, stared at her and then the cages of his pack, then back at her and shook the keys in his mouth. He had always wanted to fuck Sheila, but there was no time for that now.

The genetically altered wolves had been taught to communicate with the humans through a large keypad full of symbols that they could press with their paws, so Sheila knew what Tor wanted and had little choice but to obey. She slowly reached for the keys, got up, and unlocked the cages letting the other 3 wolves escape. Then Tor looked at the door of the Lab Room, back at Sheila and growled while the other 3 wolves surrounded her.

Sheila opened the door and watched as all the wolves but Tor bounded out onto the guard who was half-asleep on his chair. The guard never knew what hit him as he was knocked to the floor and had one wolf standing on his chest and stomach while another had its jaws clamped around his neck, cutting off his circulation until he lost consciousness.

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