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was walking to the corner store for some chips, it's 1:30 PM and the kids are out for recess, as if this wasn't awkward enough as i'm walking by them 3 girls that i'm guessing would be in grade 4 or something like that stop playing amongst themselves and stare at me. im guessing 2 of them were sisters because the oldest one started holding the smaller one reassuringly while giving me a look of scorn

i should note i wasn't even looking at the school until i noticed these kids stopped and stood in place, staring at me

at this point im like oh god and i check my fly, look at my shirt to see if there are any stains, even though i double-checked for this outside endeavor beforehand, look at my shoes, tied, and i realize: they think i'm here to rape or kidnap them

i got so fucking pissed its people like this that make me fear going outside just because of how i look ii uttered the word "bitch" in a loud voice and walked away, they were shocked and running to the teacher but i was long gone before she ever came

im fucking pissed off

I was shopping for a 3.5mm to RCA cable, and I thought I'd be in and out pretty quick.  When I went to pay, the cashier insisted the 1.5 m cable I'd selected would be 'too short' and I should get a 15m cable instead as it was only a little more expensive and would be 'long enough' and I could always coil up the excess.

I'm not sure why the cashier thought he knew what length cable I needed better than I did - all I was wanting it for was to go from my iPod to a receiver and a massive coil of extra cable would just be a pain in the arse.  Explaining this made no difference though.  As I was leaving the store with my 1.5 m cable he said 'you'll be back to exchange it' with a smug look on his face.

I was so pissed off at this guy who couldn't even shut his fuckin' mouth as I left the store.  I sat on a nearby bench for a while, and about an hour later the douchebag was out at the side of the building for a smoke.  I snuck around back, crept up behind him, and wrapped the cable around his neck, yelling, "LOOKS LONG ENOUGH TO ME, YOU FUCK!" and kicked his ass down, leaving him gasping as I ran off.  Ever since, I been the champ.

I went to applebee's for their all you can eat chicken strips.  The waitress got all snarky with me when I asked for a second refill, so when she came back with it I ordered a third just to spite.  And she got even more curt with me and gave me the stink eye, so I did it again.

I had seven refills of chicken strips that night.  Just because I'm rail thin doesn't mean I can't pack away food like a black bear in August, you fat bitch.  I still wasn't satisfied though.  So, I hid in the men's room until closing time, when I discreetly went into the employee area, and saw her heading down a hallway.  I ran up to her from behind, pushed her down, and dry-humped her ass, yelling, "MORE CHICKEN, BLALALAAGHHHHHH".  Ever since, I been the champ.

i dont like to wipe my ass when i take a shit. it feels weird. so i just say "fuck it" and pull my pants up. but sometimes, the shit actually broke off before it came all the way out, and it got stuck between my cheeks.

soon this shit starts drying into little nuggets and get stuck in my ass. so what i do at night is pick the little nuggets of shit out with my fingertips and drop them on the floor. but sometimes the shit dries and sticks to my ass hairs. so i have to pull the hair right out of my ass with the shit on it.

after months of picking hairs with shit on them out of my ass, i started to become accustomed to it, and everyday id get a little boner from it, each one a little harder than the last.

soon i couldnt take it anymore. i would ake the nuggets of shit and put them in my hand and beat off. it felt so good... the best orgasm id ever had.

so i started to take the little nuggets and put them gently up the hole of my dick... it hurt... but it felt so good. then i would jerk off and watch the little nuggets of dried shit attatched to my ass hairs ooze out of my dick in a creamy mix of semen and sometimes blood

i urge every one of you to try this... itll be the best orgasm youve ever had.

My friend has one of the most DISTURBING, DISGUSTING pooping habits ever.

This kid I know weighs 450 pounds and is morbidly obese. I'm surprised he hasn't died from it yet. He's only 17. A few of my friends and I went over to his to keep him company since his parents were out of town. He wanted someone to play PS3 with him so we were happy to oblige.

Around 20 minutes into a game of Resistance, the kid goes "i'll be right back, i gotta take a crap." and walks off. I noticed he grabbed a large bucket, which I found strange. What happened next disgusted me beyond all reason.

From the bathroom, I heard a large roar, like a beast of some sort. I asked one of my friends who knows the fat kid a lot better than I do what was going on. His response still haunts me to this day:

"He takes a bucket to the bathroom with him because the smell always makes him puke. All the crusty shit and ass sweat caught in the folds of his fat have been decaying for months because he can't clean himself. As soon as he drops his pants, the shit/sweat stench fills the bathroom and he begins throwing up."

When I was 15 years old, I was going to go "Back to school" shopping with my parents and sister. First, we went out to eat at a Chinese restaurant. I should've known better because chinese food goes through me like a laser beam. After dinner, we went to the clothing store and on the way my stomach started acting up. Not enough for me to worry..yet. Once we were in the store, my stomach started to bubble furiously. I could feel hot diarhea wanting to shoot out of my ass but I held on for dear life. I begged my parents to leave after being at the store for no more than 10 minutes. I refused to use the bathroom at the store and told my parents that the store didnt have one.

So once I convinced my parents to leave, they went to checkout and bought a few things my sister and I had picked out. We got in the car and began to drive home. My parents could tell I was in an absolute panic and they kept asking me if they should stop somewhere so I could use a bathroom. I was absolutely mortified of public restrooms at the time. Finally, I screamed, "Just fucking drive home!!" which pissed everyone off but it got my Dad to go straight for the highway. Once on the highway, the pain in my stomach reached absurd levels and it felt like a fist was trying to punch out of my ass.

I started sweating and began to look around the car. Then right next to me, I saw the plastic bag of clothes we had just purchased from the clothing store. I picked it up and dumped all the clothes out. Then I announced to my family, "I cant hold it anymore!". I pulled my shirt over my knees and pulled my pants down. Then I slipped the plastic bag under my ass and proceeded to unleash the most ungodly shit man has ever seen. It was straight liquid. My sister, who was sitting next to me in the back of the car was mortified. She started yelling, "He's taking a shit!" My parents were looking back like, "No way - - Omigod he is taking a shit." The whole time I'm hovering over a plastic bag, pants around my ankles and pissing out of my ass, saying, "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." Almost on the verge of tears because I knew this one moment in time would forever live with me and define me as a human being.

Then the smell came and everybody started getting sick. My mom was puking out the passenger window and it was coming back in the back window into my sister's face and hair. My dad was driving over a hundred miles an hour with his face pressed against the steering wheel, screaming for dear life. I just sat back down in my own shit for the rest of the ride. It felt like I was sitting in a warm puddle with tons of pebbles in it. The ride home felt like an eternity. When we got home, I said, "Dont tell anybody." And my mother was like, "Yea right. I'm telling everybody!" and started calling everyone in my family. My Dad was like, "Throw that bag in the woods." So I ran to the edge of the woods, spun the bag around my head and wizzed it into the woods. Unfortunately, it got stuck in a tall tree right above my yard and stayed there all summer.

A couple days later we went back to the same clothing store to continue our school shopping. I had to return a pair of pants we bought because they were too big. The whole ride my family busted my balls about shitting my pants. My mom packed some plastic bags in her pocket book just in case. When we got to the store, I was walking around looking at clothes and my mom was in the return line with the pants. As I'm walking up an aisle, I see my mother walking towards me. She looked pretty pissed and when I got near her she grabbed me by the collar of my shirt and said, "What the fuck is this?!" She held up the pants that she was trying to return and there was a huge line of dried up shit running down the leg. "Now I gotta bitch to the manger because they dont want to take these back!" Needless to say they did take the pants back. Oh and as for the bag of shit that hung over my yard for a summer, it fell to the ground in the fall. When I looked in the bag there was a huge squirrels nest inside it.

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Okay, lounge. If you don't know who I am, figure it out cause I don't want to explain it. I am here speaking on the behalf of Alex, whether he likes it or not. He doesn't know I'm writing this, but he might eventually. It depends if he ever visits the lounge again...

Either way, I'm here to clear up a few things, and inform you on the situation as I see it. I first want to let you guys know that I was aware it was Alex writing these posts by the second thread. Only because I missed out on the first one. Second, I want to let you guys know, no, I am NOT fapping to an incestuous relationship between my own siblings. That is just gross on so many levels. But hey, you're 4chan, and it's to be expected. Third, a few of you were wondering how I could handle a situation between my siblings as calm as I did. To be honest, this is something that I expected from a long time ago. In fact, I expected it to happen a lot sooner than it did. They've always been close. Much closer than I thought siblings should be. Over the last few weeks, I've not really acted differently around them. I always acted that way. The only difference, from what I can tell, is that alex became aware. I guess the best way to say it, is that I've kinda always been a "cockblock", if you will. How was I supposed to react when what I knew was going to happen, happened? No, I decided how I was going to handle t long ago.

It's actually kinda funny, in a scary way, because despite this relationship, the way they act around everyone else when they're together hasn't really changed. If he weren't as stupid as to post on 4chan, I may well have never found out. But that brings me to the next issue.

Some of you may ask, why did I tell him to keep posting on 4chan? I did it for a few reasons. First of all, one of the things that I've learned about alex is that he condenses his thoughts when he writes. He's able to put himself and his life into perspective. I, myself, am the same way. I enjoy writing, but not nearly as much as he does. But another thing I've learned is that he needs a motive or an audience. He needs a reason to write before he can write. Guess who that audience was? You, 4chan. And the motive? To ask for help, or to have someone listen. Why he chose you, I still don't have a fucking clue. But he did. I'd say he made a semi-intelligent choice with that, only because 4chan is already filled with people willing to state their opinions, but at the same time, has a number a highly jugdemental and non-judgemental people that is fairly equal. But I talked with him the other day about the whole issue. I asked him why he stopped posting. He didn't really give me a reason. Either way, it doesn't seem like he's going to be posting again anytime soon. Frankly, I think that it would help him if he did, but I can't make that decision for him. It might just be better if he didn't. If he'd listen to anyone on it, it'd be you guys. As I said, you're the audience. But even then, I doubt it will have effect. From what I've seen on his computer when he's on it, he's just been avoiding the lounge altogether. He only has tabs for /b/, /v/, and /f/.

Best said, I really don't know what's running through his mind. Maybe he is just sick of writing because he doesn't like the message he's given across (which is what it seems like), maybe he's sick of writing because he's made up his mind on the situation. I don't know.

To best sum up everything, I can't decide which would be better for him; to keep posting or to not. It's really heads or tails. So I've decided to use you guys as the coin. If you really want him to keep posting, just say so now. If not, say so now. So for all you flamers out there, guess what? If you want to bitch and moan at someone for posting "crap stories", you now have the one chance on your hands for someone to actually give a damn about what you say. I'm not saying this is your chance to say whether you believe him or not, I'm saying this is your chance to get him to shut up. As for you people that do enjoy reading him, same goes for you in reverse. If you enjoy reading, just say so. He's got to check the lounge eventually. If you see this as an opportunity to flame me, hey, be my guest. I don't give a flying fuck. I'm not writing this for you. I'm writing this for him. You're his audience, not mine.

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Urine is pretty much sterile. Actually, it's used in some medicines as well. However, it still does have some toxins in it that are harmfull. (Urea comes to mind, but it's still a shit ton less toxic than ammonia)

But it's like this BEFORE it exits the body. Once it passes through and out it collects the bacteria around the exit and is no longer clean. This is why urine smells the way it does, actually.

You CAN drink piss but it's not recommended. Certainly not better than straight out water. Unless you have been drinking alot of water (if you have then you have no reason to drink piss) the urine isn't going to have alot of water in it. The only reason one would drink your own pee is if there's no water in sight and you happen to find yourself in the middle of no where. Drinking your pee might give you 1 more day at most.

Eating any amount of feces is dangerous. Unlike urine, feces is nothing BUT waste and unused food.

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Lol... having this sexual attraction too ur sister is very strange for me to hear and accept but i can accept that people are different in all ways. I ask... '37' would your love for ur sister erge you to injest her 'scat' ??

Someone mentioned that drinking 'Pee' can kill you... hmm perhaps it depends what the person drunk to begin with... it is EXTREAMLY unlikely it will cause death although the most dangrious compound in urine is 'urea' that is a chemical released into the urine along with other water soluble vitamins. Although urea will not make u drop dead... it's harmful to the fact that it does damage to your kidneys and liver... abit like what alcahol does to our bodies to harm it but in a stronger way. (i guess around 3 times more damage than alcahol)
some people do not understand why people eat scat/pee or indulge in scat/pee related games because of its smell and just the entire idea on it... It turns some people on and for some people it can be the only way. I would suggest leaving people to do what they wanna do - its not effecting anyone else.

To those who do drink 'pee' i would GUESS a way of getting the best nutritional value out of the piss you drink is to get your partner/friend/yourself to have alot of fruit/vitamin tablets and along with that quite abit of water. This will make the urea less concentrated with the water therefore will avoid most of the damage urea does to our liver. the eating of fruit and vitamin tablets will cause the body to put vitamins into the pee which you and/or someone else will be drinking. This will boost the nutritional value of the pee to its healthiest state causing your health to be LESS damaged and your sexual fantacies to continue :]

Although I do not indulge in scat/piss drinking/eating/playing activities... i have quite abit of knowledge on the subject.

I hope this helped... it would take a year to read all that :]
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My sister is eight years older than I am, we love each other so much. This past weekend we was camping out in a RV. It was in the middle of the night, I was on the lower bed, and my sister was on the top bed. She came down to me, with both feet on each side of my head. She pulled down her pajamas, and panties and squated above my face, facing my head, saying I love you my little brother. She then took her hand, and got my mouth opened. She then positioned her pee hole over my mouth and sat down on my face. She rubbed my head with her hands saying everything is gonna be okay bubby. Suddenly I tasted salty water coming out of her, I drunk it down quick. After she got done, she asked if I was okay, and if I liked her pee? I said yeah. She said she would do it again. I have drunk her piss almost six times this past weekend and today, and I love it. She farted on my face today and I loved the smell. She told me that she would love to take a dump in my mouth and get me to eat it, and see if I like it. If I do like it, she said that I would become her full time toilet boy for my big sister. I love my sister so much, I want to take this risk for her because I respect what she wants

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Today my sister positioned her pee hole on my mouth and peed, I drunk it all. She then re-positioned her anus on my mouth and farted a long one down my throat and it burned really bad, and smelled bad. I loved it. I thought she was gonna poop in my mouth. My sister said now bubby, I'm gonna poop in your mouth either tomorrow or the next day and you have to eat it all for me. I told her I will be happy to eat her poop. Every time she has to pee, I have to drink it, and when she starts pooping, I'll have to eat it everytime. I plan to try to take stuff that kills germs. I am always gonna be my big sister's toilet boy from now on, because I love her and respects what she wants.

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Today my sister made me drink her pee everytime she had to go. At around 7:00, she positioned her pee hole over my mouth and peed as I drunk it. Then she re-positioned her anus on my mouth, she farted a couple of times. My sister then said, bubby here it comes. Her warm soft poop came right in my mouth and I ate every turd she had. The taste was really bad and smelly but I reminded myself that, it's my sweet loving big sister and I should be thankful. I felt real sick a few times, but I kelp it down. My sister stayed on top of me in my bed, spitting in my mouth and also peeing in my mouth so I could drink it. I know that I will always be my big sister's toilet slave from now on. I really love it, and I am willing to take the risk for the love of her baby brother.

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I drank my niece's pee before.  One time my sister-in-law forgot to pay the water bill so the water in the house was turned off for a day.  So I was told not to flush the toilets in the house.  There are only two toilets, but one of them is the only one my niece ever uses.  So my niece said she had to go to dance class and told me that she peed and did not flush.  So I waited until she left the house to go to dance class and then went into the bathroom in the other side of the house.  I scooped her pee into a cup and drank her yummy pee that she left in the toilet.  I never fapped so hard in my entire life.  I saved some of her pee in a water bottle too so I could drink it for later.

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I would prefer to drink my niece's pee.  She's a fuckin goddess.  I love her red hair, little freckles on her arms, and her big boobs that are struggling to get out of every shirt she wears.  I swear she's just teasing people with them.  I would just love for her to come home from school one evening from cooking class and tell me she had to go pee and to meet her in the bathroom.  My mouth would be glued to her peehole.

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