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So.... When I opened my present this year from my mum it turned out to be some crappy soccer mag called 442. "Crap but it's just a filler present the good one is next" I thought - but no! Here comes the kicker (no pun intended) in this tale. As I looked at the cover with disgust I noticed a post-it on there saying something to the effect of; Merry Christmas lots of love oh and this is A YEARS SUBSCRIPTION! Enjoy!
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As I looked up she was there looking a me right in the face with a smile probably expecting me to be overjoyed. I tell you I tried to hide my disappointment but I just couldn't. I was in shock. WTF am I supposed to do with this? Who said I want this? I don't want this! Why would I want this? Who wants a year of this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!?
I had a quick look through the pages pretending to enjoy what I was seeing but it's just puff pieces and advertisements. I have no interest in this crap. Fuck! I WANTED SOMETHING GOOD DAMMIT!! I'VE BEEN DROPPING HINTS ABOUT THE PEEP SHOW BOX SET ALL YEAR FFS!!! ARE YOU DEAF?! Sigh...
Anyway, first world problems etc, etc....
It does feel good to get that off my chest in a place where she will never read it.
Now continue nigger tsking to bury this post deep, deep down into the recesses of the interweb.