Stock investment tips.

So certain events have occurred and I've decided to be a millionaire instead of a nurse, mainly to avoid any misunderstandings, since any misunderstandings would be big misunderstandings.

Anyway, I have my flaws, people misunderstand me, which I believe I have mentioned, perhaps I also am impatient and prefer to go my own way when learning things and end up out of the loop, not using the right terms and lingo, however on the plus side I have often been called a good judge of people/character and I believe I am quite competent and intelligent when I am committed.

What would be the absolute raw basics of investment then? I believe that I have the potential to become exceptional if I apply my finely honed reasoning skills to this task. I shall have my million in no time.

I purchased my copy of Sambo Charles' Stock Investment Tips two years ago. I now have millions of dollars to throw around, all of my material desires are fulfilled, and I can bed any woman I want! Thanks, Sambo!

...And yet, I still feel a cold emptiness inside me. All this wealth allows me a temporary distraction from my inner pain, but this dreadful feeling always returns eventually, keeping me up at night. Why hasn't this immeasurable wealth brought the joy I had expected? I act cheerful around my "friends," drinking the finest champagne and enjoying only the best hand-rolled cigars, but is this lifestyle just a sorry replacement for some sort of attainable true happiness that I missed out on? Will I ever feel like life is worth living? At this point, it seems unlikely.