Post romantic things your gf/bf says to you

"Dayum gurl, you so fine you make me wanna put black babies in yo belly"

You are going to spend your life,
one epiphany after another,
always thinking that you've finally
figured out what is holding you back
and how you can finally be productive
in such a way that you turn your life
around.  Then you forget that
you are the obstacle.
The cycle repeats.

Stop blaming and be a example for others to follow.

"Youre a really likable guy."

ay girl u wan sum fuk

"Put a condom on and get it over with"