BOOGERS TO EAT POWER RANKINGS

1. Gooey booger
2. Salty booger
3. Hard crunchy booger
4. Slightly bloody booger
5. Sweet booger

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9001. Very bloody booger
9002. Crusty booger
9003. Hairy booger
9004. Weird smoke-saturated booger from sitting around a campfire all night
9005. Tiny booger flakes