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How to succeed on forums

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-16 13:33

1. Not possible.
2. Never has been, never will be.
3. You're not actually making friends or writing posts/threads that are "worthwhile", but...
4. Basically all your readers are trolls and/or random passersby.
5. Those who reply to your thread have long overstayed their welcome on the internet, and...
6. Make up 99.99999999 percent of forum members (yes, all five of them).
7. You can tell if said person or persons on the internet are incompetent, jerks, have been online for too long or likewise all the above if they post overused phrases like "this is the internet".
8. If they tell you "GTFO", it's code for you staying off their turf.
9. Despite there being so many discussion categories, most threads simply relate to the following: hacking, games, "waifu" (celeb, teen or child sex), HTML/BBCoding, foul language and innuendo.
10. If you want to make your voice heard, better to write to the opinion column in the local newspaper.

Note that this applies to every thread on every forum and not just 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 16:18

type things click reply

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 20:03

So?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 21:11

hold on i'm about to let out a fart

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 12:09

>>1
That is good advice. It's rare to get advice like this.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 12:50

this is the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 14:02

Yes it is.
>>6

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 14:33

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