Amanda Todd

If Amanda Todd were a piece of shit, she'd be Amanda Turd.
If Amanda Todd were a fish, she'd be Amanda Cod.
If Amanda Todd were omnicient, she'd be Amanda God.
If Amanda Todd were shot at a youth camp, she'd be Amanda Utøya'd.
If Amanda Todd were black, she'd be another dead nigger nobody cares about.
If Amanda Todd were still alive, she'd be a whore who should kill herself.

Oversensitive teen commits suicide due to bullying over Internet?  Something needs to be done!  Lock down the Internet, impose real name policy everywhere, ban anonymity, ban cryptography, revoke the right to free speech and to privacy, ban general purpose computers!