Never make friends on 4chan.

Proof?  If an anonymous or name-stealing douche posts around the same time as you, then - regardless of whether or not others were online - you automatically get called a samefag.  Example shown in 4ct's latest post here:

http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1348522197/1-40

My advice: there's a phenomenal new therapy for Internet addicts called going outside and talking to people and it will reduce any unwanted stress caused by online douches, especially 4ct.

Of course there's also Facebook if you'd rather stay online, but I'd still recommend meeting Facebook users in real life firsthand.

Seriously, you won't find good friends on 4chan.

Let's take a look at some of AngstyMcSkullFace & SuperFratBoyExtreme anyone else notice the same use of bad English? i call your attention to excited 1 & 3

http://dis.4chan.org/read/games/1348607752/
GET RID OF THAT SKULLFACE FUCK!

1 Name: >:( : 2012-09-25 17:15
Fucking dipshit!  He thinks he's both a rebel punk AND the Messiah of Nintendo fantards!!!

2 Name: 4ct!3lWjo8kf8k : 2012-09-25 17:33
You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your xBox360 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

3 Name: AngstyMcSkullFace : 2012-09-25 21:52
You should be lucky you get to post on 4chan as many times as you want despite all that disgusted feedback you're getting, you retard!