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Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 8:53

Step 1: Print counterfeit us dollar.
Step 2: Save change from counterfeit money.
Step 3: Leave country.
Step 4: renounce citizenship.

If you get arrested they have to provide you with a comfy bed, free food etc. as long as you fake a mental illness.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 8:55

Then free SSI money once your time is up. Just sleep it off like any other prisoner does. And they provide ambian, nicotene gum.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:34

Bad advice

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:40

>>3

This is just fundemently flawed becouase you renounced citations ship.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:41

and really its best to commit minor crime for the work done for you approach.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:43

Just walk around confused for a couple days in the streets. Then walk behind a counter at mcdonalds and drop your pants walk out naked looking confused.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:48

>>6
Act like your in your own world. dont really talk much. Whats going on? OK. let the cop arrest you, tell him at a random time "I lost my directions" then say it agian. Just keep looking at him like your confused. then shut up. Say i dont know if i hear voices if asked. NO i dont hear voices.

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1 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 8:53

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6 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:43