/lounge/ - Fakeing mental ilness is great.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-19 16:55

They cant even keep you in jail. cushy beds, better food. better access to medical. more privacy. free ssi. Pretending to have mental illness means you can get away with anything. You can even call the FBI and tell them your fakeing a illness for free money and they cant even arrest you for it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:11

The trick is, never admit you have a mental illness, just act. They will be so confedent in there discretion, and wont even realise they where tricked like a fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:12

If asked the sacred question, "Do you have a mental illness". Just say " I dont know" play retarded and confused.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:16

Make sure you look all around constantly.
re ask questions.
play death without speaking loudly.
When cought ask "are you a real cop", then periodically in a soft voice say "what?" "did you say something?".
Walk up to random objects. stare at random objects. Look scared.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:17

Talk like your asian,
then talk like your mexican.
keep changing your personality.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:19

hacckle allot like your a freaken idiot. over stupid shit.
make a chickmonk or swerl like sound in your lol.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:25

mania and schitsofrenia are the easyest to fake mental ilness.

mania and schitsofrenia is where the actor trys to annoy everyone and gets to act like there a six year old.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:29

lay on the floor
roll around.
go naked
SFBE
dont shave
dont bother shower.
Do drugs.
talk and ask questions about every little thing.
Ask unusual questions.
ask how much it costs to keep you in there?
ask whos at the top of command?
talk about your penis.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:31

whare a cape pretend to be batman.
whare a pillow cover arouund your face and over your head.
march around.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:31

call every hole a finger box, and keep sticking your finger in the hole.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:33

To be hinest you dont even have to do all this, its just to keep your mind thinking while your on the drugs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:34

Bad advice

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:34

Remember your very ill so you can look at all the females chests for a extra couple seconds, just act like your trying not to.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-20 9:35

>>51 it works.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-28 22:37

>>44
Lucky bastard, I wish I had an asian, all I got is a couple stupid niggers. And you'd have to be crazy to want to talk like them.

Fakeing mental ilness is great.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-09-28 22:37