Fakeing mental ilness is great.

They cant even keep you in jail. cushy beds, better food. better access to medical. more privacy. free ssi. Pretending to have mental illness means you can get away with anything. You can even call the FBI and tell them your fakeing a illness for free money and they cant even arrest you for it.

Just keep calling (202) 406-7222. and tell them that you where adducted by aliens. Be persistent keep trying every day. Tell them that they and terrorists are after you.