Fakeing mental ilness is great.

They cant even keep you in jail. cushy beds, better food. better access to medical. more privacy. free ssi. Pretending to have mental illness means you can get away with anything. You can even call the FBI and tell them your fakeing a illness for free money and they cant even arrest you for it.

Also there was a naked Paige c. murray  who would flap her hands and say she was a bird.