Fakeing mental ilness is great.

They cant even keep you in jail. cushy beds, better food. better access to medical. more privacy. free ssi. Pretending to have mental illness means you can get away with anything. You can even call the FBI and tell them your fakeing a illness for free money and they cant even arrest you for it.

You can very openly admit you have a mental illness as long as you leave contradictory statements, your just fine. Just give diffrent storys and lie.