The End of Newcastle United.

I'm sorry to say but we are 1 hit wonders, we don't have the cash and we have used it all to reach the tops 6 . We have to enjoy this last season before we are relegated with lack of funds.

Mike Ashley can't compete with Ellis Short I'm afraid we have to take down the front we have been putting on. I'm so sorry long live toon army.

If you kill yourself because someone else tells you to, then you're improving the gene pool anyway.